Gamer, bookworm, feminist, TV geek, cinephile, math nerd, and level twenty-six dork. I write for a living. Not here, of course. This is just where I go when I am supposed to be somewhere else.
I grind through masterpieces, flavors of the week, The Next Big Thing, time wasters, and other cultural detritus so you don't have to.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I forgot that I even spouted off about that movie. Random, yet amazing! That’s the most validating thing anyone has ever said about this Tumblr. I’m a movie critic, guise!

(Can we, for the record, also clarify that because I am not interested in, disparage, or even hate a movie, I’m not insulting everyone who was ever involved with it? YOU, CRAFT SERVICE GUYS: I HOPE YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN FOR WORKING ON AVATAR. AND YOU, GAFFER: I’M SUING YOU FOR THE COST OF THOSE JENNIFER’S BODY TICKETS.)