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How terrible is that one marriage on All American Muslim?
The one where the guy converted?
- You start a new relationship with someone.
- You have a dog that you have had for ten years and are very emotionally attached to.
- The person you are in a relationship with has an allergy to dogs and is unwilling to live with dogs.
- Also, they want you to convert to Islam even though you’re kind of meh about it.
- ???
- Get married!
NO.
Come to my couples counseling seminar, it’s called “You Probably Should Break Up Because Seriously, I Can’t Listen To You Complain About Problems Stemming From A Lack Of Realistic Expectations And An Inability To Communicate For One More Goddamn Minute. Also, I Think You’re Stupid.”
