December 2011
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And A Happy New Year!
Christmas was a non-event this year. We don’t decorate our house for Christmas. We tell ourselves and others it’s because the whole! city! decorates! for us! I mean, we do have that thirty foot Christmas tree a block away in Campus Martius (please don’t use that information to stalk me or hunt me down and wear me as a jaunty fat girl suit), so it’s kind of true. Really,...
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Top Five Rockstar Games Characters I Would, To Put...
Packie McCreary (GTA IV)
Bonnie McFarlane (Red Dead Redemption)
Jack Kelso (L.A. Noire)
Niko Bellic (GTA IV)
Jimmy Hopkins after he graduates from Bullworth Academy (Bully: Scholarship Edition)
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The Diablo Cody Bleakness Theorem states that with...
After seeing Young Adult, I can only assume that the next movie will open with someone blowing their brains out and the following eighty nine minutes will simply be shots of their slowly decaying and completely unnoticed by the neighbors corpse. But, like, in an ironic way.
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All American Muslim
I’m watching All American Muslim, OF COURSE. I’m in Detroit and half the time I leave the city proper, it’s to go into Dearborn. Plus, my minor for undergrad was international studies, though it was essentially four years of taking classes about and becoming increasingly fascinated with Islam. I’m watching.
I have been watching through splayed fingers, hoping that it does...
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“That Twilight lady and that J.K. Rowing dude are basically the same, you know?...”
– My dumbfuck houseguest’s attempt to sound literary this past weekend. You should have heard his thoughts on international relations!
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I fully realize that this falls into Chandler...
But I am too overwhelmed by the list of books in the kindle lending library. “Which free book shall I rent today?” Whined the overpriviliged housewife.
If you are going to just now buy a kindle get the Touch or the Fire so you can have access to the lending library. Twelve free books a year, bitches. Also, barring really weird circumstances like an extended trip that requires very...
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KINDLE Y U NO HAVE ADVANCED SYNC OPTIONS
I have started a “science is magic” tag here at Pop Culture Mulcher wherein I complain/detail the things I want The Computer to do for me that it either does not do, does not do the way I want it to, or I don’t know how to do. I considered calling it the “have you tried turning it off and on again” or the “I’m a Millennial and just make this happen,...
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Most inexplicably upsetting thing that's happened...
I dreamt that I was dreaming about watching Inception.
What’s real? What’s not? Does this sandwich mean anything at all? Oh god.